Explore the Dr. Apples Shop

Hoarding? No. Collecting? Absolutely.

Dr. Apples Oddities Shop

A collection of artifacts from Dr. Apples’ many interdimensional escapades. Some were… acquired through questionable means (scratch that)–preserved for discerning collectors like you.

From rebellious art to peculiar relics, each piece has a story. Some whisper. Some glare. And some… well, let’s just say you’ll find out.

Hoarding? No. Collecting? Absolutely.

You Want It All? Fine. Just Don’t Blame Us.

Some people browse responsibly. Others hit BUY EVERYTHING and let fate decide. You? You seem like a chaos enthusiast. Respect.

  • Inconveniently Sentient Notebook ★★★★★

    "I just wanted a journal. Now, I have a passive-aggressive roommate in book form."

    – Jamie, Probably Fine

  • The Confessional Bath Bomb ★★★★★

    "DO NOT USE BEFORE A JOB INTERVIEW. I blacked out and told my potential employer I stole a stapler in 2009. WHY?!"

    – Karen, Unemployed

  • The Existential Crisis Sticker ★★★★☆

    "It asked me if I was truly happy. I was just trying to decorate my water bottle."

    – Suzanne, Unprepared for This Conversation

  • The Maybe Indecisive Compass ★★★★★

    "Took it on a hike. Ended up in a cornfield in Ohio. I live in Florida."

    – Greg, Deeply Concerned

Secret Apple Pssst…
1 of 4